Comedy in Carlisle

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Artwork for Troy Hawke: Never Stop, Never Change!

Troy Hawke: Never Stop, Never Change! Sun 22nd Nov 2026 (7:30pm) Carlisle Sands Centre Carlisle Get Tickets

Connor Burns: Flow Thu 21st Jan 2027 (7:00pm) Old Fire Station Carlisle Get Tickets

Artwork for Just the Tonic Comedy Club - Carlisle

Just the Tonic Comedy Club - Carlisle Thu 28th Jan 2027 (7:30pm) Old Fire Station Carlisle Get Tickets

Artwork for Alan Carr: Have I Said Too Much?

Alan Carr: Have I Said Too Much? Thu 4th Mar 2027 (7:30pm) Carlisle Sands Centre Carlisle Get Tickets

Artwork for Ross Noble: Cranium Of Curiosities

Ross Noble: Cranium Of Curiosities Thu 11th Mar 2027 (8:00pm) Carlisle Sands Centre Carlisle Get Tickets

Simon Brodkin: Unleashed Sat 10th Apr 2027 (6:30pm) Carlisle Sands Centre Carlisle Get Tickets

Phil Wang: OH NO Fri 16th Apr 2027 (6:30pm) Carlisle Sands Centre Carlisle Get Tickets

Artwork for Al Murray - All You Need Is Guv

Al Murray - All You Need Is Guv Thu 13th May 2027 (6:30pm) Carlisle Sands Centre Carlisle Get Tickets

Matt Bragg: Stand Up Comic Thu 13th May 2027 (7:00pm) Old Fire Station Carlisle Get Tickets

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